Twas the Night Before Christmas
You can read
it…the original version. Please. This is more a plea than a recommendation. Read the original text where Santa smokes a pipe and you must tell your kid what a window sash is. Censorship is never okay. Don’t you dare read the “Edited by Santa Claus for the Benefit of Children in the 21st Century” version. Santa did not edit that crap and it will surely put you on the naughty list.
Perfect…Christmas Eve bedtime read.
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